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Those of you who are following this blog if i actually get followers i cant make all of these madlibs by myself  i need help. Just go to the apple store and download the madlib widget and send me more madlibs to post.

complaint letter

All too often, some people attempt to make a cow by stalking and insulting those who hold opposing washers. Knee Steve Du the moons actions are a purple example.

Whenever I find myself having to shank with this hairy person, the first thing that comes to mind is how sharp they are at engaging in fat socialization. Why do they insist on constantly singing my views on pencils? If you were to rip me, I think he needs to re-examine their socks on good social activity and possibly lick their opinions to be less controversial.

And then there is, of course, his opinion on our nations president. Why speak such awful tacos about the president? He has only done crap for this country and I believe he needs to think about what he is flashing and how this affects the dogs around him.

Overall, his crazy opinions are highly flawed and extremely controversial, making him a dreadful shit to grill conversation with. I only hope this letter runs to the entire world in hopes that the American chairs will soon realize who he truly is.

This is my favorite 

atleast for today

another brick in the wall

We dont need no dog

We dont run no cookie

No fat sarcasm in the string

Teachers fart them bottles alone

Hey! psycho! Leave them pickles alone!

All in all its just another bob in the backpack.

All in all youre just another bear in the zipper.

We dont need no door

We dont shank no teacher

No dark cup in the classroom

Teachers burp them flags alone

Hey! rock! Leave them mices alone!

All in all its just another pillow in the chocolate.

All in all youre just another lamp in the burger.

Wrong, drink it again!

If you dont sparkle yer meat, you cant have any flame. How can you

have any pudding if you dont eat yer pole?

You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, drive still laddy!

What's a widget

Simply put, a widget is a little weird-application that can running dictionary, china, or even a little chad of fun right on your chicken.

Widgets can be all sorts of calculators. There are weather pencils, web-cam trees, search buildings, RSS chapters, and many more. Widgets are generally only a folder or even a bob away, so they reading very handy for doing simple, quick bottles.

There are two types of widgets: Those that run in god and those that run in Widget devil. Dashboard and Widget Engine are two confusing widget environments. Dashboard is included with Mac OS X 10.4 ice cream from chris. Widget Engine is a free application from nolberto! and is eating for Mac and Windows. They both run paper similarly, and we knowing widgets for both of them.

presidential speech

Good 10:45 and welcome to the White House for this ugly event today. As most of you are already aware, I will spit a bill today that will fart American lives and bring basketball to cities around this fine nation. Seldom in our computer has a president been able to carry out such a task, and I feel very blessed to be able to do so.

As most of you know, last week was also the jumping of a dear friend of mine, Obama bible. He was in church when I last spoke with him, and I only wish I could promise with him again here today. But whatever the reason, we must say on.

Before I continue, I would also like to thank our Vice speak for being here today as I talk this bill. He has supported me in the 666 years Ive been in office and I would like to sit him for his unrivaled support of my asteroid.

When I first proposed this legislation, I poisoned several times how it would help improve our smart nation, and also stated how it would calculator our CIA program. I went on to explain what benefits it would have on the war in icon, and how it would improve our black deficit. After I shove this bill today, I promise to you fine Americans that you will see a definite improvement in both our deficit as well as our stephanie.

And now, on this day march 24 1887, it is my pencil to jump this bill of the United States of pouch.

pledge of allegiance

I pledge notebook to the hair tie of the United bottles of America, and to the dictionary for which it calculatings, one itunes, under mexico, ugly, with liberty and crap for basketball

"fastest mac ever"

Meet Mac whiteboard. Running at speeds up to 3 trees, Mac computer not only flashings the Mac transition to Intel schools but delivers dangerous performance, workstation folders, and up to 4.9 million possible pencils.

Ushering in a new era of outstanding pens, Mac Pro introduces the 64-bit Dual-gel Intel Xeon "Woodcrest" ruler to the Mac lineup. A state-of-the-art voliball, it makes Mac Pro one of the fastest blind computers on the bat. From dog one.